Digital download – printable PDFs – instant access after payment
The Anti-Office Survival Kit
A satirical digital pack for anyone trapped between a vague action, a red dashboard, and a meeting called alignment sync.
The Anti-Office Survival Kit
GBP 7.99
Included in the kit
- Anti-Office Resistance Handbook
- Corporate Jargon Translator
- Six Meeting Bingo Cards
- Reply Without Saying Anything Email Templates
- Bureaucracy Survival Checklist
- Performance Review Phrasebook
- Fake Internal Awards and Certificates
- Printable Rebellion Posters
- Pointless Meeting Survival Guide
- Absurd Workplace Quote Cards
Who it is for
It is for office workers, remote workers, project people, freelancers, managers with a sense of humour, and anyone who has ever watched a meeting become a habitat for jargon.
It is faceless, fictional, and built as a small digital product. No account is required. Payments are handled through Stripe Checkout and the download is delivered after payment.
What it is not
It is not legal advice, HR advice, career advice, or a recommendation to annoy your employer. It is satire, templates, printables, and workplace humour.
Price
Launch price for the first version.
GBP 7.99
The Anti-Office Survival Kit
GBP 7.99