Faceless workplace satire for the spiritually over-scheduled.
The office is not broken. It is working exactly as designed.
The Anti-Office Survival Kit is a printable digital pack for surviving meetings, jargon, process theatre, vague emails, performance reviews, and the daily ritual of appearing aligned.
What you get
Meeting Bingo
Printable bingo cards for when the agenda has already lost contact with reality.
Jargon Translator
Plain English translations for phrases that escaped from a strategy deck.
Email Templates
Professional responses for vague requests, hidden actions, and mysterious urgency.
Resistance Handbook
A fictional field guide for defending your calendar and keeping your soul intact.
The target
This launch has one clear goal: sell the first 13 copies. That proves the idea has enough demand to keep building.
Start with the free tools
Try the jargon translator or meeting bingo generator. If it makes you think of someone immediately, the full kit is probably for them.