Faceless workplace satire for the spiritually over-scheduled.

The office is not broken. It is working exactly as designed.

The Anti-Office Survival Kit is a printable digital pack for surviving meetings, jargon, process theatre, vague emails, performance reviews, and the daily ritual of appearing aligned.

The Anti-Office Survival Kit GBP 7.99

What you get

Meeting Bingo

Printable bingo cards for when the agenda has already lost contact with reality.

Jargon Translator

Plain English translations for phrases that escaped from a strategy deck.

Email Templates

Professional responses for vague requests, hidden actions, and mysterious urgency.

Resistance Handbook

A fictional field guide for defending your calendar and keeping your soul intact.

The target

This launch has one clear goal: sell the first 13 copies. That proves the idea has enough demand to keep building.

13sales needed for the first milestone

Start with the free tools

Try the jargon translator or meeting bingo generator. If it makes you think of someone immediately, the full kit is probably for them.

Use the jargon translator Generate meeting bingo