Free tool
Corporate Jargon Translator
Type a phrase from a meeting, email, or strategy update and translate it into what it probably means.
Try: circle back, touch base, low-hanging fruit, strategic alignment, bandwidth, deep dive.
Why this exists
Corporate language often turns simple work into fog. This translator is a satirical way to strip the fog away and ask better questions: who owns it, what happens next, and when does it need to be done?
The full Anti-Office Survival Kit includes a printable translator, email templates, bingo cards, posters, certificates, and the resistance handbook.
The Anti-Office Survival Kit
GBP 7.99